ada apa dengan perkataan? satu perkataan ada banyak maksud, terpulang kepada si pengucap, si pentafsir, keadaan, emosi, dan macam2 lg. kali ni aku nak post pasal beberapa perkataan dan maksud di sebalik perkataan tersebut.
enjoy.
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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Divorce:
Future tense of marriage
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Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
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Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .
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The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .
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Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
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A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
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Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
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A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
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Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
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Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
An invention to end all inventions.
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Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
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Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
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Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.
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A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.
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Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
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Boss:
Someone who comes early when you are late and is late when you come early.
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Nurse:
A person who wakes you to give you sleeping pills.
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Politician:
Someone who shakes your hand before the elections and your confidence after.
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Saturday and Sunday:
Are strong days as the others are weak days (weekdays).
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School:
A place where Papa pays and son plays.
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Someone who comes early when you are late and is late when you come early.
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Nurse:
A person who wakes you to give you sleeping pills.
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Politician:
Someone who shakes your hand before the elections and your confidence after.
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Saturday and Sunday:
Are strong days as the others are weak days (weekdays).
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School:A place where Papa pays and son plays.
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